The Stig, as seen on Google Street View.

Someone on Gaia made this for me.
I love it! I’m anime apparently.

I still like to think that my toys come alive when I’m asleep.
I was hiding a fugitive and went to get a kebab. The man wouldn’t serve me (again) so I called him a cunt and left. I took the fugitive to my Nan’s and the police turned up. I was a police officer too, so I threw the man out to stop myself from getting the sack. One of the coppers shot him and put the body in a gym bag. Next thing I lnow Dan was there, he pulled out a gun and shot me for not buying him a kebab. Fucking kebaby got me killed!

Even Hey! Arnold was tainted with penis.

So I watched District 9 with the boyfriend last night. It was a good film (considering I hate alien films), but it has mega put me off prawns. Not happy.

I watched Crank again last night. I still haven’t seen Crank 2. Would someone please explain to me how they write it in that he survives? I mean, he’s had two injections of a super deadly poison AND fallen thousands of feet from a helicopter. Living is NOT an option!

£5 please.